Halloween season 2011 has arrived, and after another eventful year, you’re looking for something topical and relevant. Oh yeah, we’ve got you covered.
Best Costumes for 2011
Clowns aren’t always scary, you know. Sometimes they’re funny! They can certainly make people laugh, whether you’re going for childrens’ or adult entertainment. Regardless, in contrast with horror, we present to you a list of clown costumes of the ha-ha funny variety!
Goofy Clown Costumes
Those barbarians are running wild these days. It’s a matter of survival and less survival – all things considered, the former’s probably the better option. To that end, we’ve got everything you need to join them!
Savage Barbarian Costumes
Sure, the party incident had you in therapy for years as a child, but you’ve got to confront your fears sometime. Why not check out some of the petrifying clown costumes we’ve collected for you and strike fear into the hearts of virtually everybody else?
Terrifying Clown Costumes
A predilection for the pale? Your college nickname ‘Fangsy?’ Like to hang out in piles while staying out of the sunlight? We’ve got all kinds of gothic vampire costumes for you!
Gothic Vampire Costumes
Yarr! I’ve heard ye were lookin’ for outfittin’ suited for a real sea dog! Lucky for you, we’ve got just the list ye were lookin’ for! Soon you’ll be plunderin’ like a pro, me hearties!
Swashbuckling Pirate Costumes
Aw, man! Your friends are throwing another costume party? I’d say it’s time to get some new friends, but we both know that would take too much effort. The clock is ticking, and if you’re even twenty seconds late to that party, you know your friends are going to judge you. They’re punctuality fiends! It’s the end of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off all over again, except with a party! Also, there’s no Cameron, so maybe the metaphor doesn’t hold up – there’s no time for metaphors!
Don’t worry – I’m here to talk you through this. Costume parties don’t have to be a pain. In fact, with the least effort conceivable, you could have the costume no one everyone is talking about!
It’s time we faced facts – our monkey overlords will be conquering the earth much sooner than any of us anticipated. But don’t worry! We’ve compiled a list of costumes for you to go ape over, and to appropriately go ape within as you safely blend in within our new ape-society!
Costumes to Blend in When the Apes Take Over
Aliens have landed! Alien costumes, that is. Now you can dress up and jokingly threaten to abduct people without it being quite as awkward!
Strange Alien Costumes
Howdy there, friends! We’ve wrangled up some mighty fine cowboy costumes for you to check out:
Cool Cowboy Costumes