Costumes You Probably Won't See At A Child's Birthday Party

You know how there's a certain age range during which parents like to invite complete strangers into their homes and ask them to disguise their identities by wearing a silly costume and entertain dozens of unruly children by passing out candy and performing tricks of a questionable nature?

Well. Wouldn't it be funny if, in a horrifically wrong sort of way, those strangers showed up to your house wearing one of these?

1. Wicked White Rabbit Costume

Wicked White Rabbit Costume

"What? I thought they said Trix were for kids?"