Goofy Clown Costumes

We may as well clear the air. Yes, a lot of people are uncomfortable where clowns are involved. These people are damaged. That's not your fault.

Sure, there's some wicked rad costumes to spread terror in clown form, but not everybody wants to do that. This is because you're well adjusted - or maybe looking for a costume for a kids' party. Traumatizing them is generally frowned upon.

But hey, for those of you left emotionally unscathed by that childhood trip to the carnival, we've got some fun clown costumes for you to clown around in! So to speak.

1. Formal Clown

Formal Clown

The perfect clown costume for weddings and funerals. Just what you've been waiting for.



2. Bozo Wig

Bozo Wig

This wig's the way to go if you're going for the classic clown look. This time, people won't mean it disparagingly when they call you Bozo!