Most Embarrassing Costumes To Wear To Your Office Party
The great thing about office costume parties is that they provide the perfect opportunity for people to rid themselves of their suffocating suits and let their true personalities shine through. Consequently, the horrible thing about office costume parties is that they provide the perfect opportunity for people to rid themselves of their suffocating suits and let their true personalities shine through. So the next time your office throws a shindig, don't forget that come Monday, you will still have to face these people -- without the safety net of alcohol-induced courage.
1. Sperm Tunic
If you're trying to convince your co-workers that you're the fastest, most powerful little swimmer in the office, there are better ways to go about it. Trust us.
2. Fraggle Rock Red
The only reason people go to work parties is to get away from their kids, and worse -- children's television. But now you've brought the shows to them. Way to go, party pooper.
3. Borat Mankini
Just looking at this costume is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
4. Sassy Elmo (Sesame Street)
"I'm a ruthless, corporate bulldog who skins and scalps innocent fuzzy creatures and wears them as hats. So watch yo' back."
5. Bar Boobs Beverage Dispenser
This might make you popular at the party, but unless you want the, "Remember the time Bob drank from your nipples?" conversation to come up every time you enter the break room, this one would best be avoided.
6. Snooki (Jersey Shore)
Because nothing says "ready to climb the corporate ladder" better than strappy heels and a gold sequined hooker dress.
7. Genie in the Lamp
Contrary to what you might think, this costume will not earn you a quickie in the supply room. Plus, it will probably cause you to knock the glasses off the beverage table. Party foul.
8. Wet T-Shirt Winner
You don't want them bringing up the fact that you just won this contest every time you ask for a bonus, do you? Besides, making them constantly wonder what you have under there is probably one of the best advantages you've got, sista!
9. The Big Pink
Advertising yourself as a giant pussy at work is the best attribute of this costume.
10. Working Girl
Sure, you want your bosses to know you're a hard worker. But you don't want them to know you'll work that hard.
Or do you?
