Savage Barbarian Costumes

RAAAAAAAAARGH!

Oh, sorry, someone ate my pudding again. Anyway, we live in hard times these days. And tough times such as these can at times call for drastic measures in order to assure one's survival.

I'm talking about barbarism - contrary to what you may have heard from the media, the world needs more barbarians. And a good barbarian needs a good costume - we've got your back.

1. Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian

Want to look as savage as Conan the Barbarian without months of working out? Do we ever have a costume for you! Nobody's judging.



2. Barbarian Viking Queen

Barbarian Viking Queen

Look elegant as you rule the other, less civilized barbarians! Those not-so-gents will know who's boss.



3. Viking

Viking

For the viking-inclined, you can never go wrong with a costume with the double horns. It'd be weird if your helmet only had one.



4. Viking Princess

Viking Princess

For those wanting to be barbarian royalty, but not wanting to ascend to the throne as queen just yet, there's always this viking princess costume!



5. Barbarian Man

Barbarian Man

You'll be master of all beasts in this barbarian costume! We can't guarantee your dog will listen to you, though.



6. Bruiser the Barbarian

Bruiser the Barbarian

If there's one thing that's scarier than a barbarian coming at you, it's a barbarian mascot coming at you! Anybody could be in that thing!



7. Barbarian

Barbarian

This cool barbarian costume might also pass for 'Aragorn before he learned about pants!' Take note, Lord of the Rings fans!



8. Barbarian Destroyer

Barbarian Destroyer

Now your kids can get in on the barbaric action, too! The more feral they act, the more convincingly they'll fit the part.



9. Barbarian Woman

Barbarian Woman

Ladies! Now you too can look appropriately barbarous while striking fear into the hearts of your enemies!



10. Skulltar the Barbarian

Skulltar the Barbarian

As this skeletal barbarian, your child will terrify the elderly neighbors! Just as planned.



11. Barbarian Babe

Barbarian Babe

I'm pretty sure there's at least ten movies from the sixties where everyone wore costumes like this. Barbaric and retro!



12. Barbarian Costume

Barbarian Costume

This classic barbarian costume could also probably pass for 'medieval masseuse.' No one would guess if you showed up at a party as one of those!



13. Beast Master

Beast Master

When your kid shows up at school in this costume, their teachers and classmates will all think the same thing: "That kid is gonna be a beast master."



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