Terrifying Clown Costumes
Remember that childhood trip to the circus or birthday party that changed your life forever? So do we.
Clowns are polarizing figures. In that you're in the minority if you're not completely terrified by them. It's in that very spirit that we've compiled for you this list of every nightmare you had as a child in costume form.
This year, you will rule Halloween. And you'll rule from a twisted throne in everybody else's subconscious! Top that, everybody else!
1. Last Laugh
This guy showed up in your dreams after you accidentally stayed up and watched that horror movie back in second grade. That's right - you can never forget.
2. Freako The Clown
Freako seems like he's got a few things to teach about proper dental hygiene and eye-care.
3. That's Funny
This clown is never not laughing. Laughing at the futility of your attempts to escape his grasp!
4. Rico The Clown
Do you really want to know what brings this much joy to a clown? You shouldn't.
5. Clown Mask
I'm sure this horrifying clown has only your best intentions at heart. I mean, can we really judge all murderous clowns by their appearance and intent?
6. Carver The Killer Clown
Does this murderous clown more resemble Jack the Ripper or the Mad Hatter? Does it even matter? If you stop to think about these things, you're probably already dead.
7. 4 Faced Clown
No! NONONONO! This clown is four clowns at once! At once! That's not supposed to happen! This is the definition of nightmare fuel.
8. Mask PL215F1: Slipknot
The perfect mask for fans of Slipknot who've only learned to sort-of confront their phobia through aggressive music.
9. Zipper the Clown
Zipper the Clown would like you to learn how he got his name. Run. RUN NOW.
10. Zombie Clown
Brain-eating clowns are, all things considered, one of the tamer varieties of horrifying clown-monsters.
11. Evil Clown
Compared to this costume, the Joker seems a little less unhinged.
12. Fire Clown
This clown mask is on fire. Some clowns are so evil, they're flame-retardant.
13. Evil Clown
This clown mascot costume only gets stronger, the more fear it invokes.
14. Clown Face
Some people don't take well to hair loss. This creepy clown face seems to be among them. Just - just steer clear of him until he discovers Rogaine.
15. Clown Mask
If you call this clown Bozo, he'll probably do horrible things to you. So, y'know, you might want to avoid that.
